The Puppeteer's Self-Cultivation

I am the Queen who spreads fear, death, and despair! I make the living kneel at my feet, fill the world with the undead, and compose the symphony known as history. That is who I am: a true puppeteer.

Yeah, right! I'm so broke I can't even afford food. I make a little money reselling corpses, and people still keep getting the wrong idea. What kind of lousy job is this?!