Main story:
"Author, write a steamy scene."
"Get in the front, then jump out the window when you get out. Don't worry, it's a police car. It won't roll over."
During a sound beating--
The real main story
"Big brother, you shouldn't wear clothes in a hot spring."
"Cut the chatter. Throw that Durex away first."
"Otherwise, I'll get pregnant with a baby."
"We're not doing that."
"How many do you want, big brother?"
"Two, I guess. Wait!"
I hope this doesn't get taken down. If I ever go a few updates without posting, it'll definitely be because it didn't get past review.
Just in case, I'll put a stocking over my head so no one recognizes me.
