Gongsun Zan became my beautiful childhood sweetheart, Lu Zhi became a gorgeous teacher, and Boss Cao actually confessed to me? The Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix? Three years of profit is worth a death sentence. Sima Zhongda? Oh wow, I bow before the cross-dressing beauty.
Ci Ci: "You know the Three Kingdoms inside out, so why do you keep acting like an idiot?"
Liu Bei: "You're the idiot! I just want to learn about the Three Kingdoms as a newbie."
Ci Ci: "Speak plainly!"
Liu Bei: "I'm playing dumb so I can catch them off guard!"
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