My Goth Sister Is Not a Yandere

[Shocking! Has the notorious, sister-tormenting, dark and depressing author switched to writing heartwarming little-sister-obsession stories!?]

I'm a waiter at a cafe,

and a pianist on the side.

One night, on my way home,

I came across a gothic little girl kneeling in a cardboard box, holding an umbrella.

She asked me, "Do you need a little sister?"

The streetlights went out.

And so did my life...