Not Making Mei Angry Is the Valkyries' First Rule

Morning aboard the Hyperion begins with "Mei's steamed egg" and "waking up the white-haired one."

Kiana thought she could answer questions about Honkai History with "Mei's egg tarts are so delicious," sneak "Mei is the best" into Squad Leader Fu Hua's combat theory exam, and change Theresa's character education class into "Three Rules for Not Making Mei Mad."

Until those crooked words appeared on that mechanical pencil: "When Mei taps my forehead, the whole world turns gentle."

Can't finish your homework? Copy the Valkyrie Handbook as punishment? All the world's malice put together can't compare to the orange-scented tenderness of Mei's fingertips.

"Then you've made my heart skip a beat too. We'll settle that score, slowly."

The sweetest school days aboard the Hyperion.