[Transformation + System Space + Adventure + Survival]
Damn it! System, where the hell have you sent me?
Other people who transform become girls or marry girls. Why did I turn into a sticker?
And not just any sticker, but a cute, sweet little adhesive patch that keeps changing forms.
Things were bad enough already, but now they all want to get their hands on me.
"Goddess, I'm a bandage. I accept that I'm here to stop the bleeding, but using me to catch fish is going too far."
"You want to use me to test whether fruit is poisonous, too?"
"Wait, you also want to... Fine! It's my honor to serve the goddesses."
My name is Gou Yu.
A plane carrying me and the company's five beauties crashed, leaving us stranded on a deserted island. I died in the accident.
After I died, I turned into a Bang Xiaodi bandage, one that never gets moldy or goes bad.
I can save people, stick to poison, and I know how to rob people. I'm also good at sucking blood.
I'm the world's only zero-waste, recyclable, reusable ultimate survival tool, capable of saving goddesses from desperate situations.
I can help fight harsh conditions and malicious villains alike.
Oh, right!
They all call me the Sticker God. Some people who hate me call me the Bloodsucking Zombie Bandage. Anyway, anything can be stuck on.
The five beauties depend on me so much that I've become their only hope of surviving on the deserted island...
Lian Gu Fei Niao (the pioneer of transformation-into-object stories.)
Is this even something a human could write? First there was a story about turning into a bicycle, and now this is a Band-Aid story.