I'm the Creator, Not Your Mom!

Yao Qiaoxin: "What do I do? My figurines have come to life! Please respond ASAP!"

Netizen: "That's great news! Tell us more."

Yao Qiaoxin: "I live alone. At first, someone would tuck me in at night, and when I got up in the morning, there'd be a hot breakfast on the table. Then some things happened, and she came fully to life. She keeps calling me Mom, too."

Netizen: "I suspect you're bragging, and the evidence is conclusive. By the way, send the link."

Yao Qiaoxin: "But then things started getting a little weird. She always wanted to hold me while we slept. Then one night, I woke up in the middle of the night and realized she hadn't closed her eyes at all. That's when I remembered she's a doll and doesn't need to sleep! That means she's been watching me like that every night until dawn!"

Netizen: "That is a little scary."

Yao Qiaoxin: "That's not all! And she's actually one of the more gentle ones."

Netizen: "So you have several figurines like her?"

Yao Qiaoxin: "I make figurines for a living. I've made and sold a lot over the years. Lately, it seems they've all come to life, and every one of them is looking for me!"

Netizen: "Wait, you've been talking this whole time, but where's the link?"

Yao Qiaoxin: "Forget the link! If they find me, I'm done for!"

Netizen: "So what are you going to do? Hide? Actually, shouldn't you call the police about something like this?"

Five minutes later...

Netizen: "Still there? Want me to call the police for you?"

Yao Qiaoxin: "No need~ I was just kidding~ There's no way dolls can come to life, right? Anyway, I'm off to eat~"

Netizen: "..."