The Sister Is Still Such a Jerk Today

Elizabeth wrote in her diary:

Though I like to sneak out at night and steal things,

cheat old people out of all their gold,

and take children's pocket money,

I'm a good girl, a pure and kind nun.

Until one day, her enemy came looking for her, cornered her, and asked with bloodshot eyes:

"Did you ever truly like me?"

"Hey, hey, which one of the people I've toyed with are you? There were so many, I've kind of lost count."

(One-on-one romance, marriage, a scumbag woman's path to redemption)