Norse Mythology: Imprisoned by My Mother-in-Law Loki

After being struck by divine punishment for reading erotic comics, Lin En ended up in a cute-girl version of Norse mythology. He's in a real bind, because his goddess ex-girlfriend gave birth to him.

What do you mean, I have to choose between being your lover or your baby, or else I'll die?

A woman-hating Lin En has no choice but to flee with the World Tree, only to be told that if he wants to survive, he has to get cozy with even more goddesses.

What do you mean, I have to fool the goddesses into believing "I'm the real World Tree" while reassuring the World Tree, "I'll sacrifice myself to help you save the world," or else I'll be torn limb from limb before my ex even gets the chance?

A fake catgirl Jormungandr, a dimwitted Thor, a big dog Fenrir... As he watches more and more goddesses join their group, Lin En feels that he can't keep his lies under wraps for much longer.

"It's been five minutes since you last got cozy with a goddess. Take care of your health!" the tree spirit reminds him.

Lin En sighs and mutters, "Why do I feel like getting cozy is worse for my health?"