From the start, I kidnapped the Demon King and landed in prison.
By a stroke of luck, I got out, only to learn that humanity was on the verge of extinction.
As a hero, I had a duty to save humanity. With no other choice, I decided to enter the game myself and join the Demon King's army.
“I meant to kidnap the Demon King, but who knew I'd come home and find someone else in her place?”
“Sure, I kidnapped her, but I really planned to let her go once I found out what was going on.”
“It's true I tore her clothes, too, but I really didn't mean anything by it.”
“I know what I'm saying sounds suspicious, but it's all true.”
“You know, heroes can't possibly commit crimes, right?”
“…”
“Mm, making excuses... Wait, are you done?”
“Now then, which would you prefer: direct current or alternating current?”
“Huh?”
