The Young Master of the Xu Family Is Fleeing His Wedding, and My Wife Isn't Human

Father Xu: Child, you need to understand that marrying you off to this green-skinned monster is the family's only way to survive. You've eaten my food and lived under my roof all these years. It's not too much to ask you to sell yourself, is it?

Xu Xiao: Bullshit! Why don't you sell yourself to it? How can you be so selfish?

Father Xu: I can't help it. You're handsome and have a nice butt. In this world, boys like you are the most sought after. And the family needs your sacrifice. I'm your father, so listen to me.

Xu Xiao: ...Giving birth to me doesn't make you my dad!

Father Xu: (pulls off his belt) Damn spin-top alien! How dare you disguise yourself as my son! Take this!