Please Call Me Senior Brother

Hey, young man, want to learn peerless martial arts?

Just find a cave and head inside. There'll be an old master waiting to pass his skills on to you.

What?! You don't want to learn peerless martial arts! Then, do you want to meet a girl?

Listen, just find a cliff and jump off. There'll be a girl waiting below for you to rescue her.

What?! You want to stay single? Then what do you want to do? If you're not here for anything, stop bothering me!

You say you want to be the senior disciple!

Come on, let me tell you a story about a senior disciple. Then you can decide.