There is a legend in the boyfriend-for-hire world: the first person to reach Level 7 gets to have one wish granted!
But as someone who's outrageously pragmatic and money-hungry, all I want is to get promoted as fast as possible in my boyfriend-for-hire job.
If I could have a wish granted!
My wish would be: Please help me deal with how my clients are getting weirder and weirder! I get paid to do a job, not that kind of thing!
Ahem!
My service motto is: You pay, I deliver! Guaranteed value for money! Anything else costs extra!
But, dear clients, genuine love is off the table. I have no idea how to give you that.
You want me to try loving you for the rest of my life? Haha, you're joking again, aren't you...