(Gender-bender, mildly yandere)
I transmigrated to a cultivation world, but since I can't cultivate, I just want to live a quiet, ordinary life. Yet strange people keep showing up at my door, insisting I take them as disciples.
To get rid of them, I casually taught them a few things I'd seen in my previous life.
"Draw your twin swords, and no one will be left standing."
"Amaterasu!"
"One-Flash Style."
Who knew they would not only master those techniques, but also overcome the inner demons that had haunted them for years?
"Let's cut off both your feet. Ah, but we have to leave your hands, because I really like it when you pat my head, Senior."
"It'll only hurt for a little while. Let's become one."
"This is a potion that'll make sure you can never leave me, ever."
...What am I supposed to do?