Reincarnated as a Slime, Kept by a Yandere Saintess

[Transformation] [Gender Swap] [Yuri] [Girls' Love] [System] [Western Fantasy] [Slice of Life] [Lighthearted] [Sweet Romance] [Healing] [Reincarnation] [Slime] [Saintess] [Lazing Around] [Comedy] [Character Growth] [Mutual Devotion] [Yandere] [Another World] [Romantic Comedy]

I, Lin Xi, died from staying up all night and reincarnated as the weakest slime on a Western fantasy continent.

The System told me to laze around. My very first task was to "lie flat for ten minutes."

Great, this is right up my alley.

That is, until the silver-haired, violet-eyed, strongest-in-the-world Saintess of Light picked me up in her arms.

Wait, why is this supposedly aloof and chaste Saintess poking my belly?

Why won't she put me down?

Why does she look at me like she wants to eat me... No, like she wants to keep me all to herself for the rest of my life?

"From today on, you're mine."

She whispered in my ear, smiling tenderly yet obsessively.

From then on, my lazy slime life went completely off the rails.

All the System's tasks were things like "fall asleep in the Saintess's arms," "refuse to be fed," and "complain that the holy robes are ugly."

The clergy went from shocked to numb: "Saintess, your slime has eaten all the communion bread again!"

And the Saintess, ruthless to her enemies but so tender toward me it bordered on obsession, was brushing my slime: "Good girl. Do you want to sleep on the left or right side of my pillow today?"

I slumped into a slime pancake and gazed at the sky.

Where was the promised underdog monster story, with thrilling battles and level-ups?

Isn't there something wrong with this life, where a yandere Saintess keeps me as a pet until I'm completely helpless?