A Guide to Healthy Training for Your Yandere Girlfriend:
1. Eat the lunch she makes for you every day, even if it's so salty you question your will to live.
2. Tell her your plans proactively to ease her anxiety.
3. Offer legal advice when she gets rid of her rivals in love.
4. Say “See you tomorrow” every night to give her a sense of security.
5. Most importantly, help her believe she doesn't have to try so hard to be loved.
Su Ran frowns at the guide. “Are you telling me what to do?”
Lin Mo nods. “Yes. I'm teaching you how to love me without making it so hard on yourself.”
Later, a popular forum post reads: “Why has that yandere school beauty started giving her boyfriend personal space lately?”
Top reply: Because her boyfriend applied for “life imprisonment.” Sentence: forever.
