We agreed I was just getting proof of enrollment, but my old homeroom teacher used my status as a "former top student" to speedrun my hiring as an instructor. I guess half of a single woman's charm after thirty really is scheming... And you said "former top student," right? I was one back then, but that's not who I am now! With a zombie crisis on our hands, why am I being asked to teach high school students how to be police cadets? I don't even have a teaching certificate! And you, young lady, stop chasing after me. I'm really not your fiance...
