I barely had time to thank heaven for giving me the identity of a handsome, dashing young man with a fortune to his name.
Next, I have to deal with:
A shut-in from the Corpse Sect, a gloomy corpse fetishist who can't stop lusting after my body;
A kindhearted doctor, sister to the chosen one, whom I kidnapped and forced to marry me;
A sword-wielding girl from the Heavenly Sect who can casually slay thunder dragons, but is always plotting to kill me;
A demonic seductress who can make the whole world swoon with a smile, but is capricious and wanton, and delights in playing with people's hearts;
Don't laugh. Try it yourself, and you won't make it past the second level either.
