An utterly ordinary person transmigrated to a swords-and-magic world and was turned into a vampire by a goddess.
In a human town, Hill passed herself off as a harmless schoolgirl by day, then transformed into a dark elf at night to hunt for blood.
Years later, Hill was brought before the Holy Light Cathedral to face her judgment:
"Do you admit to seducing a noblewoman?"
Hill shook her head. "I was the one who got pushed down, okay? Besides, her family had fallen on hard times, and I was the one who took her and her daughter in!"
"Do you admit to leading the Saint of Light astray?"
Hill's eyes widened. "I'm innocent! She was the one who kept clinging to me and asking me to drink her blood!"
"Do you admit to desecrating the goddess's divine body?"
Hill's eyes darted around. "I-I only took one sip... Just one! Your goddess was the one who took me by surprise while I was praying and stuck her foot out!"
The inquisitor flew into a rage. "Burn her at the stake! This evil vampire must be burned!"
Just as Hill had lost all hope, a column of soldiers kicked open the doors of the Holy Light Cathedral. The knight at their head announced loudly, "By order of His Majesty, you are to release Hill Hanmil at once!"
The fallen Saint was among the soldiers, gazing at Hill with loving eyes.
Then the statue of the goddess in the tribunal blazed with light as well. A divine miracle descended for the sake of one lowly vampire.
