I thought cultivating immortality meant carrying a three-foot sword, slaying demons and vanquishing evil... or, at the very least, settling scores with a carefree heart and proving the Dao to attain immortality.
So why does my cultivation life seem so different from that of other transmigrators?
What do you mean the civil engineering cultivators are already oversaturated, and it's hard to find a job? What do you mean sword cultivators are all hooligans riding neon-lit scooters? Wait, why is the sect's sword-flying speed limit 60?
And you, alchemy cultivator next to me, are saying you refined your pills into girls? What made you think to feed a transformation pill to a medicinal pill?
And you sword cultivators, could you stop pretending to be demonic cultivators and robbing people? Demonic cultivators aren't as broke as you are!
And worst of all:
My master says she's looking for the enemy who deceived her her whole life. He was clearly her disciple, yet he defied his master and made her call him
