Full title: Go Ahead and Work Those Forty Classes a Week as a Hogwarts Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts!
Hogwarts is the dream school of many. When an owl arrives, countless families cheer or gape in astonishment...
But when, for some reason, you're framed and thrown into a Ministry of Magic detention cell, then told that unless you pay a fine of 6,000 Galleons, you'll be sent to Azkaban... and a smiling old man with a white beard asks whether you'd like to become a Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, you won't think of it as your dream school anymore.
Once all this actually happened, Voss found things even more disastrous than he had imagined. Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts was taught separately to each house. With four houses and two classes per week for each grade from first to fifth year, that made a full forty classes a week, and there were still advanced classes to teach...
Before Voldemort's curse on the Defense Against the Dark Arts position took effect, Voss thought it was more likely he'd die of exhaustion.
P.S. I spoke too soon. I didn't get inspiration from Gensokyo after all, and ended up writing Harry Potter fanfiction instead.
I tried to make the title as long, long, long, long, long as possible. No idea if it'll work, but I think it's cool.
The protagonist is a teacher. I've always thought teachers shouldn't date their students, so he'll stay single.
The System comes from the game Divinity: Original Sin 2, but you can still follow along easily even if you haven't played it. It's only a minor element.
Wow, what a long blurb. Make it longer, quick!
