"Sir, what do you do?"
"I raise slaves."
"No, I mean, what's your ultimate goal?"
"To raise every single nonhuman girl."
"Could you make that clearer, more specific, and more ambitious?"
"Drive out everyone in this world who doesn't like nonhuman girls, then raise them in peace."
"...?"
The judge turned off the interview with the reporter and looked at Ide. "Is there anything else you'd like to add?"
Ide thought for a long time, then said with complete seriousness, "Actually, yes."
The judge nodded, thinking he was finally getting through to him. "Let's hear it."
"I'm going to write a book called A Guide to Raising Nonhuman Girls. After all, every nonhuman girl has her own habits, interests, and talents. When raising them, we need to remember to tailor our teaching to each one's needs and make learning fun..."
Bang!
The judge brought down his gavel and announced the verdict:
Not guilty!
Also known as: First of All, I'm Not a Pervert; I Don't Understand, Go Tell My Slaves; Magic Doesn't Seem as Good as a Big Truck; I Just Want to Raise Nonhuman Girls, What's Wrong with That?; Look at This Nonhuman Girl, She's Pathetic.
