You're Looking for a Cute Wife, So Why Are You Looking at Your Husband?

Su Miaomiao and I were joined in a business marriage.

"Lin Qingwu, I only like girls. You damn man, you'd better behave yourself."

"Su Miaomiao, sorry to disappoint you, but I don't like women over 165 centimeters tall either, you damn woman."

We immediately started beating each other up, and from then on, we tore into each other every time we met.

After fighting day after day, we somehow reached a strange understanding. We never even got a marriage certificate, and simply moved in together.

"Just you wait. Once I find a wife, I'll bring her home to meet you first." I looked at my crush on my list, confident I'd win her over.

"I'll say the same to you."

Later, I got my heart broken before I even started dating.

"I like girls under 155 centimeters tall who wear white thigh-highs and short camisole dresses."

Just as I was falling apart in despair, a beautiful girl under 155 centimeters tall was staring back at me from the mirror.

Should I let go, or swallow my embarrassment and chase after love?

I came up with an answer of my own.

In front of the delivery boxes, Su Miaomiao shouted in despair, "Lin Qingwu, you bought all these white thigh-highs. Are you seducing men online?"

My face turned red. "You're the one seducing men! Your whole family is seducing men!"

Half a month later.

"Lin Qingwu, you even bought a silk camisole? Tell me the truth! What are you doing in your room?"

Later on.

Su Miaomiao pinned me to the sofa, her eyes red. I had completely turned into a petite little girl. "Well, well, so it was you, you little sneak, pretending to be a cute girl online and dating me long-distance this whole time."

I snapped too, grabbing the 168-centimeter-tall her. "I haven't even settled the score with you, and now you're turning it around on me? Who was the one claiming online to be only 162 centimeters tall?"