Azathoth-chan Isn't Mindlessly Idiotic!

Because of someone called Naya-something-Lis, Shatuolasi has become both the Vampire Queen and a human knight, and even turned into something like one body with three souls.

But she's never cared much about that sort of thing, so she might as well enjoy the moment.

First up is a bratty little sister who trips us up. No need to overthink it. Just elbow her and be done with it.

Then there's a princess who runs into bandits. Naturally, elbow them all into the distance too.

Next is a hacker beastgirl classmate at the academy. In the way. Elbow her away!

Then there's a magical girl saving people. She starts crying. Elbow her.

The next one's an artifact from a lost civilization. Better safe than sorry, so elbow her too.

What? There's also an evil god who successfully ascended? Whatever, elbow her away first.

[So could you explain why everyone you've elbowed keeps ending up by your side... Miss Primordial Core of Chaos?]

Holy crap! Box!