Wang Suling is a living fossil of the cultivation world, a legend who single-handedly ended a war ten thousand years ago. But these days, she's a lazy old salt who faked her own death and retired.
Her retirement routine: growing Nine-Eared Grain, fishing for ancient dragon loaches, sleeping on Enlightenment Stones, and raising phoenixes and immortal birds, all while continually breaking the record for the longest time spent fishing without a catch across the Myriad Worlds!
Driven mad by boredom, she slapped her forehead and made the most “suicidal” decision ever: “I'll go down to the mortal world! Take on disciples! Have some fun!”
And so, did the cultivation world face the most ostentatious disaster in history...?
Watching her disciples grow up day by day, Qingling felt deeply gratified.
But... the way they looked at her was strange! Nine-tenths of it was definitely strange!
Faced with the chaotic love triangles that played out every day, Patriarch Wang cried out in anguish:
“Wretched disciples! Fellow disciples must love one another! Copy the Disciples' Rules a hundred times!”
