[Gender-swap]
(Some basement)
Xia Ruo: Whoever steps up to overthrow my brother's tyranny has my full support! ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ〃
Everyone: Awooooo!!! (*`д´)(ﾉ`⊿´)ﾉ
Xia Ruo: Grab your weapons and follow me! Wealth, glory, and three thousand beauties are within our reach! ヽ(‘⌒´メ)ノ
"Hey, why'd you all go quiet? Shout! Make some noise! Let me hear you!"
(Suddenly feels a chill down her back)
Everyone shoves Xia Ruo in front of them for protection, =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰● |||)
A giant hand grabs her little head in an instant.
Xia Ruo: "Oh, we're totally cooked, guys."
(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)
