Hey, bro, would you rather have this white-haired vampire princess as your wife, someone who absolutely loves you and will wait for your soul to be reincarnated even after you die? Or set off on an adventure to save the world with this sword saint uncle, who teaches you everything he knows and will always have your back?
"The answer's obvious. I'll take both! I want to save the world with my vampire princess and sword saint wife!"
Hey, bro, you know you can't have your cake and eat it too. And people can't, or at least shouldn't, be this outrageous... Oh, someone's here for you. I'll step backstage for now~
"Yusa, it's time to go. Come on."
A girl's voice rang by the man's ear as a soft, boneless hand gently patted his cheek.
"I'm awake, Teacher."
Yusa thought back to the somewhat hazy dream. He vaguely remembered wishing for something. A vampire princess teacher?
"Why are you spacing out? Have you forgotten what we need to do?"
The girl had already put on her signature brown coat and was waiting for him by the door, hands clasped behind her back.
Looks like bro's wish came true a long time ago.
"Teacher, your outfit is so tacky."
"Are you asking me to chop you into little Yusa bits?"
