The An Ye Edition: A Transmigrator's Survival Guide to Another World
1. First, ditch the iron pickaxe, iron axe, and whatever else is in your backpack. They're completely useless.
2. Remember, people in another world aren't NPCs. They have lives, goals, and struggles of their own.
3. Even the starting town can spawn an endgame boss. Also, be careful with every "future wife" you happen to rescue.
4. Feelings are complicated and go both ways. This isn't a game. If you realize she's making sacrifices for you, or that you're taking without restraint, be prepared to pay a price. You'll often have to give something up.
5. If, and I mean if, you meet a princess who looks like you, be on your guard immediately. Pay special attention to the replacement romance fiction that follows, in every sense of the word.
6. If you inevitably fall in love and feel lost and confused, reread rule four, then try listening to your heart. I'm sure you'll find the answer you're looking for.
N. Believe that every ending will be filled with flowers and blessings.
If you've made it this far, I wish you a "smooth" journey. May this handbook keep you safe.
(Oh, right! One more thing: from the start, remember to go and... kill that bastard. Without him, you'll avoid ninety percent of the trouble.)
Finally, welcome to another world.
If you're a fellow transmigrator, I hope this guide helps you truly "fit in" here.
