I Just Want Immortality. Who Wants to Be Your Wife?

To survive, Xiao Yan used a ritual to transform herself into a monster, but by a twist of fate, Daoist Yun He took her in as his disciple. But here's the problem: why did I, a perfectly respectable young man, turn into a red-clad little girl ghost?

Daoist Yun He's request was simple. Xiao Yan just had to protect his disciple when he went down the mountain and help him complete his demon-exorcising journey. That would settle the debt she owed him. Naive Xiao Yan thought this was just Daoist Yun He giving her a way out.

But why is my junior brother, Li Ming, looking at me more and more strangely?

Hey, hey, hey! I'm here to protect you, not to be your wife. Could you keep your grabby hands away from my feet?

What do you mean, you want a roujiamo? If you want a roujiamo, don't ask me. I don't sell them.

Years later, Xiao Yan rubbed her now-swollen belly and angrily kicked Li Ming hard in the face.

Xiao Yan: