Something's Off! Why Are the Matriarchs Looking at Me with Hearts in Their Eyes?

Mo Linyuan knows every bug and cheat in this xianxia world.

↘↓↙← Upward-pointing finger, fist clench: Fairy's Secret +1. "Fairy, you wouldn't want anyone to find out... would you?";

↓↑↘↙ Straight push, clenched fist: The Empress's handwritten romance novel +1. Anyone who gets it will be hunted to the ends of the earth;

↑↓←→BABA: Resurrection Talisman +30;

What? You want to trigger the bug that makes the Empresses and Immortal Venerables all throw themselves at you?

Of course, brother! We've got it!

Anything is possible in a dream!

But what kind of person am I, Mo Linyuan?

I'd never do anything so despicable and lewd!!!

Years later

Empress Tianxuan: Senior Brother's meridians are blocked. Come to my bedchamber at once. I shall personally tend to you, up close.

Immortal Lord Tianshu: I've long heard you understand the laws of the world. Will you speak with me all night?

Demon Empress of Eternal Night: Does Master need a mount? What do you think of me?

Mo Linyuan furrows his brow:

Something's wrong! Why are all the Empresses and Immortal Venerables looking at me with hearts in their eyes?

I never used a bug to make them throw themselves at me!!!