How Could a Magical Girl Be a Boy?

When getting into a fight, always remember to take off your glasses first. Chen Xiao learned this lesson at the very start of his life as a magical girl. As for why... Whenever he thinks back to the day he tried to do the right thing, he often wonders why he didn't call the police. If the cops had shown up, he wouldn't have been beaten down in an alley, and he wouldn't have been so unlucky as to get hit by a car on his way home and nearly die.

And yet, somehow, even a fool acting on a sudden burst of passion can become a magical gi... Wait, why am I still a guy?

(This book was completed before release and is 500,000 characters long, so don't worry, it won't be dropped. If I drop it this time, I'll livestream myself stripping, okay?)