"I'm Xiao Wenyuan, the notorious scumbag of Beifeng High School, a professional confession-repeller, known as the 'Love Killer.'"
"My principles are simple: romance? Not even dogs would bother with it. I believe only in money and desire."
"Until one day, the unattainable beauty everyone at school admired flung a wad of cash in my face..."
"'Five hundred a day. Be my boyfriend.'"
"Now I have to play along with her every day: hold hands, put my arm around her waist, whisper sweet nothings, and even act like the perfect boyfriend in front of other people."
"But it seems this young lady has forgotten: the most dangerous game is making two people who despise love pretend to be in love."
Setting down his pen, Xiao Wenyuan, with a beauty by his side, decided this blurb was excellent.