Why Do I Turn Into a Dragon Princess Even After Successfully Slaying a Dragon?

"What should I do if there's a lunatic in my head?"

"Easy. Just be crazier than her."

"I'm serious."

"Funny, so am I."

Alice rolled over helplessly. She didn't understand why, when she'd asked a perfectly serious question, everyone thought she was joking.

She was reborn, and the ridiculous part was that her enemy had been reborn too. Now the two of them were sharing one body.

Even worse, the bastard had complained that her hardware wasn't good enough and, while Alice was unconscious, changed her height from a towering 1.9 meters to a little potato who wasn't even 1.5 meters tall.

Who could put up with that?

Just as Alice was about to ask the others for more opinions, an angry voice suddenly rang in her mind.

"Hey! Who are you calling a lowly, filthy human?"

"Whoever answered."