Why is it so hard to finish my conquest missions, return home in glory, and enjoy a blissful retirement?
I'm supposedly the Empire's finest swordsman, but even I, Lane, don't know why my life is so miserable.
There's the willful, rude young lady, the Saintess who loves to stir up trouble, the mage with unusual tastes...
But they're all the strongest in their respective fields, and Lane can't finish his conquests quickly without them.
No matter how much Lane puts up with them, they never stop tormenting him.
The willful princess: "So what if we're still in the middle of a battle? Go buy me a little cake right now. If you don't, I'm quitting!"
The troublemaking Saintess: "Poor thing~ I'm the only one who's Lane's best friend. I'm the only one who's truly good to you~"
The ridiculously powerful mage: "It hurts, doesn't it~ But it feels pretty good too~ Want it to hurt a little more? Or does Lane want me to go even further~?"
At the end of his rope, Lane took a deep breath. "All of you, get lost!"
