After opening my eyes, I found that not only had I lost most of my memories from my previous life, I had also become an unbelievably weak mimic chest monster!?
I wanted to take human form and visit a town full of adventurers to find some fun, but the goddess who loves a good prank gave me a strange blessing. Whenever I take human form, I can only become a cute boy with a man's body and a woman's face!?
I only took a little nap in the forest, for who knows how many years, but somehow a certain white-haired vampire princess sat on me like I was a chair!?
I went for a casual stroll around town, only to somehow end up being chased all over the streets by a priestess who only knows how to box!?
What!? You're saying a whole bunch of girls have their eyes on me now!? The tsundere princess, the righteous female knight, and the brilliant upperclassman witch are all here!?
I only wanted to enjoy a peaceful, carefree retirement in this world, but somehow I ended up leading a bunch of monsters and even founded a monster kingdom!?
I can't take this anymore. Maybe I should just go back to sleep!?
[Homesteading] [Western Fantasy] [One Male, Multiple Female Love Interests] [Can Be Top or Bottom]