Narrator: Deep in a cavern in the Great Abyssal Swamp grows a strange mushroom. It is the oldest and most powerful evil god in the world.
Fungal Lord: I'm not a mushroom! Please call me the Fungal Lord.
Narrator: The mushroom evil god is so wicked that every woman bearing a tragic past who accidentally wanders into the forbidden swamp is turned into a ball of fungal strands.
Fungal Lord: Lies! Those good girls come to me for help of their own accord. How could I turn them away? Also, I'm not a mushroom. Call me the Fungal Lord!
Narrator: After a long period of silence, a female knight ventured into the swamp. Wrapped from head to toe in fungal strands, she became the mushroom evil god's first victim.
Fungal Lord: She was badly wounded and nearly dead. I was saving her! And besides, she was the one who made the first move... Even an evil god has to learn to protect himself around a girl with an insatiable appetite.
Fungal Lord: How many times do I have to say it? Call me the Fungal Lord! I'm not a mushroom!
Narrator: To make the steadfast female knight fall into depravity and become a ball of fungal strands, the mushroom evil god tricked her into signing an immoral contract, then wickedly parasitized her...
Fungal Lord: Slander! I was clearly trying to keep her from becoming Miss Fountain! And...
Mushroom Evil God: I'm not the Mushroom Evil God! Aaaaaah! (screams in despair)
