If You're Going to Hunt Me, Fine, But Why Bring Flowers?

After being poisoned by my roommate, I transmigrated to a world of swords and magic. I planned to study magic, become a great archmage, and have countless beautiful girls pining for me.

The good news is, plenty of beautiful girls really are chasing after me, refusing to give up.

The bad news is, they want me dead.

Human Countess: "Assassinate the false emperor, and I'll overlook your offense."

Elf: "Help me kill a god, or stay with me and help the elves reproduce."

Dragon Girl: "I want to sleep beside you forever, here in this land of dreams."

I can't do any of those things!