Hee! Bad Women Don't Just Toy with People's Feelings, You Know

My new book is on my side account, under the name [War God Old Winter Melon]. It's a male-lead story.

Come to think of it, what does [Conquest Target] over my head mean?

And what do the top spots on the [Conquest Rankings] and [Popularity Rankings] mean?

What does [Must-Play Game Event] mean?

And why are there options for [Bonus Photos] and [Bedside Service]?!

Wait, wasn't I transmigrated into a virtual-reality game packed with sci-fi, mystery, fantasy, the unknown, horror, hot-blooded action, and all sorts of other elements, where the whole point was thrilling combat?

Are the players in charge of fighting while I'm in charge of giving them a good time?!

That's awful, guys. I'd rather you stab me with a sword...

Hold on. I can adjust their affection levels myself?!