“People call my creations underworld artifacts. That is pure slander! My devices are clearly meant to benefit the public.”
When asked about her reasons for crafting underworld artifacts, the famous master artificer Gu Momo looked deeply offended.
To prove her point, she aimed a pocket watch with a strengthening buff at her companions.
“Wait, this isn’t a hypnotic pocket watch! Don’t come any closer!”
Her companions’ eyes turned heart-shaped ❤️ as they charged straight at Gu Momo.
“Where are the reporters? Somebody, help!”
“Thank you for the demonstration. That concludes today’s interview.”
Also known as The Things I Make Are Absolutely Proper Artifacts
(P.S. The blurb has been revised.)
