My name is Xiao Yi, and I'm an ordinary wage earner. But I got incredibly lucky and transmigrated to a cultivation world. What? You say I'm lucky?
Well, I'm handsome, for starters. So I must have some kind of golden finger, right? I do! Of course I do.
Born with the Sacred Cauldron Physique, aren't you jealous? Dual cultivation with me increases your chances of breaking through, and the effects stack. The more times you cultivate, the higher your chances of success.
What the hell! What kind of lousy golden finger is this?
In a hidden dungeon, Xiao Yi is chained up, his eyes vacant.
Demonic cultivator Chu Hanyan: "I feel another breakthrough coming on~ Hehe~"
"You shameless scoundrel! If I ever escape, I'll devour you alive and tear you limb from limb! I'll skin you and pull out your tendons!"
Demonic Dao Fairy Chu Hanyan: "Little brother, I'll be counting on you again this time~"
"You white-haired hag and gray-bearded old demon! When the righteous experts join forces to eliminate you, I'll dig up your remains and scatter every last bit of your ashes!"
Demonic Venerable Chu Hanyan: "Mm~"
"Dear sister! You're already a Demon Venerable! A Demon Venerable! Why are you still squeezing me dry? We've known each other for decades, please, just let me go."
"Hehe~ I'm curious whether there are realms even higher than the Venerable realm."
"No, please!"
That battle felt like a lifetime ago. I don't know how long it lasted. I only remember that it was like a dream, an illusion, a bubble. When I woke again, I was back decades in the past, a young man just as green as I had been when I first transmigrated, as if it had all been one long dream.
