After transmigrating into a yuri novel as a sycophantic villain, Xi Lai says he just wants to live a happy life.
But why, after he stopped fawning over them...
Why is his bratty little sister throwing herself at him like crazy?
Why does the cold Saintess secretly gaze at him with hearts in her eyes, and actually want Xi Lai to mistreat her?
Even the princess, Feng Aotian, is holding a firewood cleaver and looking at him with a "kind" expression.
"Your Majesty the Empress, come save me! You were the one who hired me to fawn over the princess. You can't just abandon me!"
"Shut up! I'm not going to let a scumbag like you bully my sister, then threaten me into watching that sort of thing with you!"
The Empress said coolly, then accidentally "weakly" sprained her ankle and fell to the ground, looking as though she was desperately trying and failing to stand up.
"Don't come any closer. Whatever you do, don't come over and take out my hairpin. I absolutely won't tell you that it's the source of my magic, and that once it's removed, I'll be powerless to resist no matter what anyone does to me. Ah?! Why did I say that out loud? I was lying just now!"
Looking at the Empress lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, an outrageous idea surfaced in Xi Lai's mind.
Could it be that the Empress wants to be cuckolded?
Everyone joins the harem, pure sweetness with no angst, no NTR.