"Honey, lately I keep seeing you hanging around with my best student."
"Haha, well, I was just asking about the recent monster attacks. You know, know your enemy and know yourself, and you'll win every battle. You have to talk to the enemy." I spread my little hands, trying to get away with it.
"Did you have to talk at a hotel?"
"You can't discuss classified matters out on the street, right?" To be honest, facing my wife's questions, I was already sweating bullets.
"I don't want to beat around the bush. I saw you in bed with my student."
Faced with my wife's accusation, I stayed silent for a long time. Seeing that I couldn't hide it, I said:
"Well, I saw you sitting on your student's bed and making out with him in his closet, too!" I decided to go all in and pressed my attack: "I couldn't help it because I turned into a monster! What about you?"
"What?" My wife finally snapped at my shameless argument and started throwing punches. "I was collecting samples from the giant's human host!"
"You collected the sample from your student's mouth, huh? You think I'm buying that?"
"Don't transform today. I'm going to settle this with you once and for all!"
"You're kidding. Take this, deadly scissors kick!"
"Thunderbolt soul-lock!"
"Lmao, guys, the story next door, Xiao Yi, is really good. It inspired me to write one too. Go read Xiao Yi!"
