Faking Her Death to Pretend to Be My Girlfriend? The Caged-Bird Wife Is Craving Love Again

As the fiancee of the Mo family's heir, Mo Xin has two secrets.

Her first secret is that she transmigrated.

Her second secret is that she is the Mo family's eldest son and heir.

Raised as the eldest son of the Mo family, Mo Xin knew all along that she was just a whetstone for Mo Zhizhou, the Mo family's only son. Dying at Mo Zhizhou's hands was the whetstone's fate.

To escape that hell, she meticulously planned her own fake death.

But she accidentally became a woman, then accidentally took on the secret identity of a kindhearted female netizen she'd once met online, and, even more unexpectedly, was captured and brought back to the Mo family.

Though it was the same Mo family, Mo Zhizhou treated her differently now that she had a different identity. He said,

"My older brother wants to marry you. You'll be his fiancee from now on. When he comes back, you'll get married."

Mo Xin: I'm marrying myself?

Mo Zhizhou: "You have to stay at the Mo family estate until my brother comes back."

Mo Xin: Some way to disguise house arrest.

Mo Zhizhou: "If my brother doesn't come back, I'll take his place as the groom."

Mo Xin: ?!!!

One day, on some advice forum

Question: I became a kindhearted female netizen to help reform my cold-hearted younger brother. Now he wants to meet in person. What should I do?

Answer: If the OP's secret identity is exposed, don't pick up the ( ) at home.

Answer: Tell him you've found someone else, then delete your account and run.

Question: I told my younger brother his kindhearted online friend had shared a bed with me, but I failed to delete my account and got dragged back by his underlings to be his sister-in-law. How did this happen?

Answer: Because nothing beats dumplings, and nothing's more fun than ( )

Question: Why does someone with obsessive cleanliness climb into his sister-in-law's bed in the middle of the night?!

Answer: "Sister-in-law, open the door. It's me, my brother."