As a hero who once saved the world (against my will), and a walking magnet for bad luck, Luo Lin was once again thrown into a new world at the end of his latest world-saving adventure. Well, the new world was peaceful, with just a few little issues. That wasn't too hard to handle.
Just a few oddities. Since I was here, I might as well settle in. Luo Lin soon became an investigator and put down roots, embarking on a brand-new life. All in all, he felt his future was bright.
"A hero?"
"Whoever wants that lousy job can have it!"
"You know me. I'm a practical guy. If the pay's not enough, I won't do it. If the client isn't up to scratch, they can pay more. If I'm in a bad mood, I skip work. If I'm in a good mood, I head out and pick a fight. Ah, my carefree and wonderful life..."
"Uh... So you're saying those alchemical flesh constructs, heretical god-worshippers, and blasphemous spirit beasts are all your wives... and your office, which is about to become a monster's nest, counts as your love nest?"
"How dare you slander me with no evidence! At the very least, you can't insult my taste in pretty girls..."
"?"
"We're dating. I take on three at once."
"??"
"Get lost. What's wrong with me taking in a few abandoned pretty catgirls?"
"???"
"Mind your own business. The former hero's life is none of your concern!"
P.S. There wasn't a harem tag, and this newbie wasn't sure what was going on, so I secretly added one. I'll leave it here for everyone (doge).
