Fairy, Would You Like an Anti-Itch Pill?

Xiao Li never dreamed that a little pill bottle would cause him to transmigrate. Even more unbelievable, this unlucky thing somehow produces a miraculous pill every so often.

For example,

Yin-Yang Divine Pill: After taking it, an ordinary person with absolutely no cultivation talent can gain the potential to become an Emperor. The side effect is a change of gender.

Xiao Li gritted his teeth and tearfully said goodbye to his virginity. And so, an unparalleled fairy suddenly appeared, ruling over her generation.

Strength Pill: After taking it, you gain immense strength and can take on three opponents at once. The side effect is that you can only beat three. You'll absolutely lose against one more or one fewer.

Itch-Relief Pill: It can cure any itch, wherever it is. It can even relieve an abstract "itch" and make the person who takes it immune to **. The side effect is forced menstrual cramps, regardless of gender.

Qi-Gathering Pill: Taking it lets you absorb the world's energy faster and greatly accelerates cultivation. The side effect is uncontrollable farting for as long as the pill's effects last.

Desolate-Breaking Pill: Taking it lets you see through illusions for a short time. The side effect is that your eyes glow brighter than a searchlight, saving you the cost of lamp oil...

Xiao Li stared at the troublesome little pill bottle in his hand and nearly wept. Couldn't you give me some normal pills?

And, Senior Sister, could you stop pointing an AK at me these past few days?

Master, you've finally stopped bleeding... Master, is the pressure of my massage all right?

Many years later, Xiao Li had already become an Emperor. He silently stared at the "Rub-to-Conceive Pill" in his hand...

A few days later, looking at her swollen belly, she wanted to curse. Why was she the one who got pregnant?

But the terror in her eyes couldn't be concealed as the women gathered around her...