For three years, three whole years, Song Longcheng was forced by the Simp System to become a shameless simp whom everyone despised.
And the ones he simped for were three little beauties:
The slightly chubby senior sister, who was always acting like a runaway princess;
Uncle Wang, the head of the neighboring peak, who was hideously ugly, thought highly of himself, was unreasonable, and loved to ignore the facts;
The library administrator, who wasn't even human but a clay puppet, utterly heartless, cold, and vicious.
He was juggling three relationships with these three little beauties, and the ordeal left him physically and emotionally exhausted. When the System was finally uninstalled, tears streamed down his face.
At last, he didn't have to keep licking their boots. He was free!
But the System gave him three strange hidden rewards?
The Mighty Heavenly Dragon Mirror, which sees through every disguise; a miraculous spirit pill that cures all poisons; and a bell that can mend and guide souls.
What am I supposed to do with this junk!?
Wait, the damn System even gave me a skin!? Are you trying to get me to reinstall you!?
"There are still so many stories from our journey I haven't had time to share with you..."
"No need. I'll explore the area ahead on my own!"
Forget it. He ignored all this nonsense. The System's rewards boosted his cultivation to the level of an old monster, and after three years of simping, he saw through the mortal world and devoted himself to the Dao.
But the little beauties wouldn't let him go!
Song Longcheng: You monsters and demons, stay away from me!
Wait, as his cultivation improved, he realized something was wrong!
