[Modern Fantasy] [The Protagonist Is a Scumbag from the Start] [Not a Mystery Novel]
I'm just a bit of a jerk, so how did I end up turning into a girl???
But even more absurdly, the girl I dumped in bed not long ago turned out to be a beautiful detective (undercover) who was supposed to bring me to justice!?
"Even if you catch me, you'll never win back my heart!"
"That's fine. I don't need to win back your heart. I have plenty of ways to make our relationship 'better' again. Do you want to become the infamous phantom thief who gets sentenced to death by dismemberment, or the clingy little kitten by my side?"
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