Flirt, Stay Away from Me!

"Woman, be my fiancée. I'll give you anything you want."

I had just found out I was being cheated on, and now I've turned into a girl and gotten a confession from my flirtatious roommate?!

You have to understand, no girl has ever managed to date this bastard for more than a week!

And now he's promising me "forever" and all that. It has to be some sleazy trick!

Hmph! I'm not falling for it!