"Evil dragon, kill me."
"Why?"
"I'm a dragon-slaying hero, but I failed to fulfill my duty and destroy you. I couldn't even hurt you. I deserve to die!"
"It's okay. You made me bleed down there, and that's already impressive."
"Don't bring that up! A human and a dragon having sex is against the laws of nature. I should be going to hell!"
"That's your own fault. If you hadn't tricked me with that potion, none of this would have happened."
"You were the one who snatched the potion I was going to drink. Besides, I never expected that potion to be... I don't want to argue with you. Just kill me already!"
"Shut up! You think I don't want to kill you?" The Silver Dragon Queen, Lilith Clark, blushed furiously and complained, "If I kill you, what will happen to our baby?"
"What do you mean?" The former hero, Reinhardt Lauren, stared wide-eyed in disbelief. "You can't really be pregnant, can you? And from just one time? That's ridiculous."
"Wrong. That night, it happened a hundred times..."