Manager Miss, You're So Heartless, but You'll Pay for It

[SCP x Lobotomy Corporation] [Anomaly Containment] [Urban Legends]

Welcome to Paradise! This is humanity’s last hope for survival! Get ready to join our newly built “Entity Containment Center” as its director! You’re sure to love this job, which “brings happiness to others”!

As the director of a brand-new site, you’ll need to do the following:

1. Each day, choose the least deadly of three lethal entities and add it to your containment center.

2. Give your employees work orders and make them work in the containment units. If an employee dies, call in the next batch to take their place, until you’re satisfied with the results. (Don’t worry, you have plenty of employees to use up.)

3. Make promises to your employees that you can’t keep.

4. Secretly lower the entities’ threat levels to give your employees a greater sense of “security.”

5. Fire your interns before their internships end and classify them as “Class D personnel” to avoid unnecessary expenses.

Finally, remember to remove all the streetlights within five kilometers, just in case anything goes wrong!

And remember the guiding principle of Paradise: everything for “safety, stability, and efficiency”!

Note: This novel is also known as Paradise: Containment Failure.